Bra Personalities

- Bandeau Bra: You’re confident.



- Underwire Bra: You understand compromise.



- Built-In Bra: You value convenience.



- Convertible Bra: It’s important to you to keep your options open.



- Padded Bra: You’re pragmatic.



- Sheer Bra: People fall in love with you too easily.



- Push-Up Bra: You’re very, very tricky.



- Hanes Racerback Bra: You didn’t expect to hook up tonight.



- Victoria’s Secret Racerback Bra: You wanted it to look like you didn’t expect to hook up tonight.



- Demi Bra: You’re hot.



- Front Hook Bra: I’m not saying it means anything. I’m just saying that the ease with which another person can take it off might have crossed your mind.



- Minimizer Bra: You’re modest.



- T-Shirt Bra: You’re just, like, casually chillin’. It’s whatevs.



- No Bra: No one’s going to tell you what to do. Not even your breasts.



- Corset: You’re a biter. And kind of a nerd.



- Playtex 18 Hour Bra: You’re one of the pretty ladies who works at the bank. It’s also 1986 and I have a giant crush on you.



- Bullet Bra: There is such a thing as being way too into “Mad Men.”



- Maternity Bra: You’re, um, pregnant?



- Shelf Bra: You’re kinky. Or you just didn’t know they were supposed to cover your whole boob.



- Water Bra: You don’t really know about… stuff.



- Seashell Bra: If it’s Halloween, you’re dressed up as the Little Mermaid. Hot! If it’s not Halloween, you had terrible parents.



- Coconut Bra: You’re a virgin. Who narrowly escaped sacrifice by way of being-thrown-into-a-volcano and didn’t have time to change